Look, b3ta, I smarted up and didn't post a 2000px wide image today
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Stick Peter pointer and Jimmy small out, shake ya hand then say the line...
All will become clear!
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:41,
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This is the story
One of my closest friends and I correspond a lot using text messages. Since we're both unusual and work in strange environments, some of our texts, we realized, would look really odd out of context. We thought it would be funny to send them out into the world, bereft of context. That's why I post them here, and why they're stored at outofcontexting.com, because we wanted to see if anyone else appreciated the non-contextual snippets of our conversations.
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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you do know this is a comedy website yeah, normally consisting of jokes and that
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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Your friend just texted me this
Good etiquette for blogs is to post once on /links when you have enough entries to launch it. Text-on-a-pic or non-b3ta in-jokes are usually going to get you a flaming. Other than that, stay and play and photoshop some stand-alone jokes that work without knowing about your blog. You can always promote your blog in your sig.
Oh, and this works to shrink image file size: www.picresize.com/
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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Good etiquette for blogs is to post once on /links when you have enough entries to launch it. Text-on-a-pic or non-b3ta in-jokes are usually going to get you a flaming. Other than that, stay and play and photoshop some stand-alone jokes that work without knowing about your blog. You can always promote your blog in your sig.
Oh, and this works to shrink image file size: www.picresize.com/
Technically, not lying, it's 1288px wide... but I did modify the tag
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36,
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Is that the thing where I get a quart of rum and a quart of raw ether?
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:37,
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We don't really give a fuck about image dimensions.
But why the hell does this picture need to be nearly 10x the recommended filesize?
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:46,
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Hahaha, yeah your sarcasm doesn't work when a .BMP at the dimensions displayed is 2/3rds the size.
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:55,
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caught one yesterday in the kitchen. was at least 4 cm long! bloody big bugger! sprayed it with wasp killer and it took an hour to die!
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:19,
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this is how rats feel as they join the procession of dead on top of ROSEBUD
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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So you caught it, then tortured it using chemical weapon resulting in a painful and protracted death?
You've so broken the Geneva Convention there. Warcrimes, bro.
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:24,
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4cm is pretty small for a rat.
That's not the way to kill them, either.
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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This is how rats feel to be lonely
This is how rats feel to be small
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Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:41,
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