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# Look, b3ta, I smarted up and didn't post a 2000px wide image today

[MOD EDIT - Resized, click for pointlessly huge original]
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Too small ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# now if you could only make some fucking sense it will be ideal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I wonder if this is how rats feel.
Don't you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# i'm not really down with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Stick Peter pointer and Jimmy small out, shake ya hand then say the line...
All will become clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# This is the story
One of my closest friends and I correspond a lot using text messages. Since we're both unusual and work in strange environments, some of our texts, we realized, would look really odd out of context. We thought it would be funny to send them out into the world, bereft of context. That's why I post them here, and why they're stored at outofcontexting.com, because we wanted to see if anyone else appreciated the non-contextual snippets of our conversations.
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:07, archived)
# you do know this is a comedy website yeah, normally consisting of jokes and that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# But if I am a joke, does it not count
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Your friend just texted me this


Good etiquette for blogs is to post once on /links when you have enough entries to launch it. Text-on-a-pic or non-b3ta in-jokes are usually going to get you a flaming. Other than that, stay and play and photoshop some stand-alone jokes that work without knowing about your blog. You can always promote your blog in your sig.

Oh, and this works to shrink image file size: www.picresize.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I sense... meme sign
beware
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# NO PLZ NO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# too late man, the leash has been undone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# *heh heh*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ^____^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# TOAP has its place, man!
Don't be hatin' on well-crafted TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:02, archived)
# A Fllacka Llamas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# you lie.
you just modified teh codez
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# THE CODES
now I get it!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Technically, not lying, it's 1288px wide... but I did modify the tag
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# but it is still 970.37 kB
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# why do you always type your numbers out in CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# numlock or saink
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# we do love you
but consider this an intervention
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Is that the thing where I get a quart of rum and a quart of raw ether?
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i DO know how bees feel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqp_Si4a10E
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Those bees are quite obviously fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I NEED GINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# just stop back by here in Friday afternoons
Rob is here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# ME WANT GINGER GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# you're too picky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
# We don't really give a fuck about image dimensions.
But why the hell does this picture need to be nearly 10x the recommended filesize?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:46, archived)
# if only they would save the files as bitmaps
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha, yeah your sarcasm doesn't work when a .BMP at the dimensions displayed is 2/3rds the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:55, archived)
# dunno, i've got it up to 4meg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# you're not trying hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:06, archived)
# I miss the days of 5mb bitmaps being posted here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# does it tile?



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:18, archived)
# *IRL Giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:21, archived)
# SILVER TEETH!
GNASH GNASH GNASH
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:25, archived)
# caught one yesterday in the kitchen. was at least 4 cm long! bloody big bugger! sprayed it with wasp killer and it took an hour to die!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:19, archived)
# ...and you could have eaten it in less than 10 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# this is how rats feel as they join the procession of dead on top of ROSEBUD
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:22, archived)
# So you caught it, then tortured it using chemical weapon resulting in a painful and protracted death?
You've so broken the Geneva Convention there. Warcrimes, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:24, archived)
# 4cm is pretty small for a rat.
That's not the way to kill them, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
# This is how rats feel to be lonely
This is how rats feel to be small
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
# this is what it sounds like, when bees cry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Bee b-b-bee, r-rat, r-rat rat
b-b-bee b-b-bee, r-rat, r-rat rat
BLUE MOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# You wouldn't by any chance be a trucker from the west midlands called Dave
who likes to be a Japanese school girl on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)