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# Hulk Smash!
And on other matters - I just realised the downside of getting my book promoted in the newsletter.

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Dinosaur porn.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
# ha-ha
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# oh that is brilliant =))
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# It really gives it that 'suitable for eleven-year-olds' feel, I think.
As does the slightly odd review which states:
"From the front to the back cover, this vanity novel is full of Northern grammar and hatred of the Middle Class. The fingering scene in Chapter 5 is the only saving grace."
(But gives the book five stars)
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# fingering surely cannot be worth 5 stars
must be the Northern grammar
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Ey up duck, want to try sittin' on this 'ere?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Hehehe
Similar thing happened to me. My stuff was associated with 'Bic for Her' biros for ages. Then again, I consider that something of a win, since my vast army* of fans now write all their correspondence to me in feminine, flowery prose (with hearts dotting the 'i's). Even the abuse now arrives in pink ink rather than green.


* my mum**
**or possibly my dad, now that I think about it.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:26, archived)