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# **b3ta exclusive footage** I just found this
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# haha, he really hated that building
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Not always

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Now available in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha ha!
...but I don't see the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:18, archived)
# i had to ask :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah please don't encourage me.
I really don't need it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# I'm glad you put it there
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:21, archived)
# dude, stop, plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:28, archived)
# That's better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Why are you so racist against australians
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# This new evidence merely confirms what we've long suspected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Hulk Smash!
And on other matters - I just realised the downside of getting my book promoted in the newsletter.

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Dinosaur porn.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
# ha-ha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# oh that is brilliant =))
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
# It really gives it that 'suitable for eleven-year-olds' feel, I think.
As does the slightly odd review which states:
"From the front to the back cover, this vanity novel is full of Northern grammar and hatred of the Middle Class. The fingering scene in Chapter 5 is the only saving grace."
(But gives the book five stars)
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:28, archived)
# fingering surely cannot be worth 5 stars
must be the Northern grammar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Ey up duck, want to try sittin' on this 'ere?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:03, archived)
# :D

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Hehehe
Similar thing happened to me. My stuff was associated with 'Bic for Her' biros for ages. Then again, I consider that something of a win, since my vast army* of fans now write all their correspondence to me in feminine, flowery prose (with hearts dotting the 'i's). Even the abuse now arrives in pink ink rather than green.


* my mum**
**or possibly my dad, now that I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:26, archived)
# TJ: stock photo of the day
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/stock.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Shows a blank page here.
Edit : that's somewhat creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:01, archived)
# See also:
LOL, HORRIBLE DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# that'll learn 'im
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Who the fuck buys stock imagery of hangings and torture?
"Oh boy, I know what'll liven up our annual financial report! ROFL"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:30, archived)
# they should buy my electric lolchair entry

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Top Cat just out of shot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)
# DESTROY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# ahahahaha proper breakfast lol
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# GENIUS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
# *late reply*
haha:D
i shoulda made the second half of this b3ta.com/board/11015493 like the second half of yours :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)