Help us choose the new Question of the WeekAhoy hoy!
Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers going into the newsletter. From your suggestions, we've got:
Songs with meaning - Does a song mean something special? Were you listening to 'I should be so lucky' as the binman ran over your cat?
School discos - Slow-dancing on your own after a failed attempt to get a girl called Michelle to notice you. I am over that now. OVER IT.
Theft - Would you care to own up to the B3ta police? Despite my efforts to make amends, WHSmith aren't interested in my confessing to stealing a 35p packet of rub-down lettering in 1984. Or have you been the victim?
Job Interview Disasters - Sitting opposite the stern-face manager, I used my upside-down reading skills to learn what he thought of the previous candidate. It just said 'Total cunt' and I burst out laughing. Still got the job, so the bar must have been particularly low.
Vote closes around lunchtime.
(Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers going into the newsletter. From your suggestions, we've got:
Songs with meaning - Does a song mean something special? Were you listening to 'I should be so lucky' as the binman ran over your cat?
School discos - Slow-dancing on your own after a failed attempt to get a girl called Michelle to notice you. I am over that now. OVER IT.
Theft - Would you care to own up to the B3ta police? Despite my efforts to make amends, WHSmith aren't interested in my confessing to stealing a 35p packet of rub-down lettering in 1984. Or have you been the victim?
Job Interview Disasters - Sitting opposite the stern-face manager, I used my upside-down reading skills to learn what he thought of the previous candidate. It just said 'Total cunt' and I burst out laughing. Still got the job, so the bar must have been particularly low.
Vote closes around lunchtime.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 7 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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Songs with meaning?So that's like Mix Tapes, only with about 1/12th of the content owing to the lower number of tracks, yeah?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:50,
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Everyone's a whiner baby, that's the truth
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 7 Nov 2013, 12:04,
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I have an interview tomorrow...I hope this isn't a bad omen :-(
Chat up line failures.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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