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[challenge entry]

EDIT: altered due to not knowing my lark from my lapwing.

From the Pet Instructions challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Les bagages! Les voyageurs!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:18, archived)
# All aboard the skylark!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# I'm not Colonel Boris, but that's no lark
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
# wait, you're NOT Colonel Boris?!?
well is ANYTHING on the internet true anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:26, archived)
# that there bird
is a yellow-wattled lapwing

\in before col boris
(prostheses, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:30, archived)
# sir, sorry sir
I've changed it and everything sir, can I go and play football now sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
Brings back memories of the french teacher singing that bloody song
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Larks and japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I see I missed the ninja action....
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:47, archived)
# I loves this, me!
I like to think of it in translation, as a pretentious poem, read by some RADA queen, alone and spotlit on a black stage...

"Lark - gentle lark
I will pluck you."
...
[looks wistfully into middle distance]
...

"I will pluck your head.
I will pluck ... your head."
...

"Lark."
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:34, archived)