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[challenge entry] Nigella's surprise character witness turns up
Nigella

Double would!

From the Background Jokes challenge. See all 171 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:49, archived)
# yes
both ends of the scale
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I'd take any end I could get hold of
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I'd have that end away :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:19, archived)
# You secretly want Plod as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:58, archived)
# only is he's wearing a tickler :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# her boobs are clearly terrified of the police
they're already attempting to escape
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:01, archived)
# they can hide round my house
actually, that'd be weird if she didn't come too :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:20, archived)
# i'm now imagining you playing a bizarre game of hunt the tit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# ;)
lets nip that one in the bud
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Is it just me..
..or is Nigella starting to morph into Michael Jackson?
(philbo baggins, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Well, as much as all dark haired old women who have plastic surgery end up looking like Liz Taylor
And Michael Jackson went out of his way to try and look her. So yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# jeepers!
that so true!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Double WOOD!
I came very quickly and then got excited again. Even before I saw a certain infamous video, I'd definitely prefer oral from Nigella, though. If hell freezes over and I get the chance or the choice, of course.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 0:41, archived)