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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Where;s my Ritalin!
And I cleaned the dishes
and I walked the dog
and I went jogging
and I went to the store
and I finished my phd
and i edited my husband's novel
and I planted petunias
and I canvased the county door to door
and now it's time for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:02, archived)
# gabbado, gabbado, gabbado, gabbado, gabbado, gabbado, gabbado
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:10, archived)
# I saw ostriches at the zoo Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Ok
and where are they today?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:40, archived)
# i think they're still at the zoo
i videotaped one of them, but i think it was just a guy holding a stick with an ostrich-head puppet on the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 3:08, archived)
# Ok, ok, but just let me ask you this...
Did there happen to be a puppet show on when you visited the zoo?
I know it seems like a completely unconnected question but bear with me here.


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 4:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 4:14, archived)
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love it
(Off The Scales, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Also:
Ok so they're not ostriches but they are ostrich-like
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 23:45, archived)
# That's a five-cock mouth.
And it's ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Dec 2013, 0:04, archived)