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[challenge entry] Yes, know it makes no sense without the filename...
know it makes no sense without the filename...

From the Zero Gravity challenge. See all 106 entries (closed)

(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!
The bathroom will never be clean again.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Also,
I'm assuming THAT in no gravity acts like ink in a liquid...
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Wouldn't it ball up, bounce off the ceiling and float around as an unholy brown vapour?
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Dont know
Dont want to know.... :)
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Oh dear god.


I expect NASA has done simulations in case of explosive diarrhoea on the ISS. Perhaps we should email them.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Oh god,
it's exactly the kind of thing they'd have to have a contingency for. Imagine trying to clean runny shit out of a 20 million dollar machine in zero grav.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# I'm trying not to think but it's not helping.
Apparently it's easy (and dangerous) to accidentally inhale liquid droplets in freefall.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:08, archived)
# la la la la la la la
cant hear you cant hear you *fingers in ears* la la la
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:12, archived)
# mmmm, meteorshites
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:20, archived)
# It's happened:
Frank Borman, on Apollo 8, managed to vomit twice and have the shits.

Which apparently "left the spacecraft full of small globules of vomit and faeces". That was about 12 hours into a 6.5 day flight. Thanks, Frank.

And on a shuttle / spacelab mission, the following exchange was heard:

"...Say, Bill, was that a monkey turd that just floated past?"

"I believe it was, Don"
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:19, archived)
# If you don't want to look up the filename, this is clue #2:

also a pearoast.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:29, archived)
#
This product is, quite literally, shit
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
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(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] monsieur....
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)
# gastrointestinal armageddon?
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:58, archived)