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# Kittins hav teh codez 2?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Funny you should say that...
www.webomatica.com/wordpress/2007/05/29/lolcats-programmers-lolcode/

Unfortunately the main website seems to be down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
# I now work as a programmer
which is why I was entertaining myself refamiliarising myself with some esoteric languages earlier today when what I was meant to be doing was riddled with some astonishing bugs despite being built from scratch with full unit test coverage. One of them was lolcode. Another was Chef, and another Shakespeare.

But I kind of thought this was the kind of thing for B3ta:
esolangs.org/wiki/Fuck4

Edit: I also have a soft spot for fuckfuck even though it's just a pallatte swap of brainfuck. this is hello world in fuckfuck, apparently:

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boob!!!!!! cock! boob!! cock fuck boob! cock shag! boob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Great website!
Like huh?, every file is a valid huh?++ program. However, huh?++ boasts a 100% failure rate, and doesn't bother to tell you that it doesn't understand your input. Commands are assumed to be too difficult for huh?++ to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha didn't see that one
I like this quote: "Mike Worth wrote a hello world program that can be followed as a functional (if slightly odd) recipe for a chocolate cake:" for Chef

Edit: This is the recipe for Hello World I remembered. "This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force way. It also makes a lot of food for one person."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)
# well...
it'll certainly get the kids interested if this is the language they decide to teach them.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Haha I 'd forgotten about that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Feb 2014, 22:42, archived)
# I like Mondrian, where every program looks like a Mondrian painting
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)