Call in the army, the navy, the coast guard, THE A-TEAM... the South East might be affected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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i'm always thinking about the thames
oh, wait, i meant the clunge
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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now i wish i wasn't thinking about the clunge
*cleans self up, fastens button*
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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so you're aroused by the thought of soggy menopausal mimsy
i'm sure nobody will judge you...
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:11,
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luckily for me
i really couldn't give a runny shit about the opinions of others. :D
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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I live on a hill
couldn't really care less if the rest of London floods
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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It would have a similar aroma though.
And dog shit gondolas might attract Lady Gaga, or a canine George Michael.
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:14,
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Well,
there are a lot of couples shagging up alleyways every night, so there is something about the place. Perhaps not ready for romantic novels yet, but it's a start.
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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"London is drowning. And I live by the river"
I can see Danny Dyer in a remake of Waterworld.
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:21,
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Fingers crossed
Probably be in less debt than the original too.
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Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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