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# Call in the army, the navy, the coast guard, THE A-TEAM... the South East might be affected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
# i'm always thinking about the thames
oh, wait, i meant the clunge
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Especially the clunge of ladies of a certain age.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
# now i wish i wasn't thinking about the clunge
*cleans self up, fastens button*
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
# so you're aroused by the thought of soggy menopausal mimsy
i'm sure nobody will judge you...
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:11, archived)
# luckily for me
i really couldn't give a runny shit about the opinions of others. :D
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:14, archived)
# then you're golden ;)
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:22, archived)
# There's a whale in the clunge?
I'm confused
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
# call off your dogs, helen
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# I live on a hill
couldn't really care less if the rest of London floods
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Me too
Watford could become the new Venice, how romantic.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)
#
I doubt anything could make Watford romantic.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
# It would have a similar aroma though.
And dog shit gondolas might attract Lady Gaga, or a canine George Michael.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Well,
there are a lot of couples shagging up alleyways every night, so there is something about the place. Perhaps not ready for romantic novels yet, but it's a start.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:14, archived)
# "London is drowning. And I live by the river"
I can see Danny Dyer in a remake of Waterworld.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
# with tragic consequences?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Fingers crossed
Probably be in less debt than the original too.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:27, archived)
# pff
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:34, archived)
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(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Well done that man.
Must of been the pirate for the show

err pilot.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:33, archived)
# Too many whales splashing about in it.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:32, archived)
# The Envoironment Agency will probably raise the Thames Barrier
(, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)