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[challenge entry] Ning


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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:22, archived)
# I predict you will meet a tall dark stranger
carrying a scythe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:43, archived)
# very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
# "Who ya callin' Ning FOOL?!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
# :D Have a tenuous tea link I've not had an excuse to post yet
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:32, archived)
# how many more like this are waiting in the wings?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Too busy to make any more now
The Nasti party were kind enough to post their propaganda through my post box which contains a Freepost address to contact them:

Cornwall Conservatives, Freepost RTCH-KEGH-BERG, Kingsley Village, Penhale, Fraddon, St Columb, TR9 6NA

Too good an opportunity to miss, all suggestions welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
# send them the yellow pages
one page at a time, or 10 books at a time - the choice is yours
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:40, archived)
# :D *Orders 1000 envelopes on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Send a brick...
with a note attached asking to kindly chuck it through their own window.

ANY junk mail that comes through my door will always have those Freepost envelopes and\or addresses reused. I assume that if these people want to stick their junk through my door, they are happy to pay for more junk through their own door. Love stuffing those envelopes with pizza menus making sure they are then thick enough to go up a few postal categories. Or just plain taping them to the yellow pages.

Have also sent them random oversized\overweight objects. All part of the fun. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Adds to list :)
Yellow Pages
Brick
Dried cow pat
Old toilet brush
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 18:17, archived)
# He is such a T-Bag!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Tea fear!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:59, archived)
# 8O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Mmmmm...first cup of sewage is always the best...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:18, archived)
# 1 poop or 2?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:40, archived)