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# Not Rik Mayall-related.


But just in case anyone else is feeling as uncomfortable as I am about having a completely unsolicited and unwanted piece of Murdoch coming through the letterbox on Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:45, archived)
# i'll use it to cleanse ma gooch
imjussayin
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:51, archived)
# We got a euro-election leaflet from the local extreme-right-wingers recently
It was far too glossy. Considered emailing them and asking them to make it more absorbent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Dear Mr Camron,
wy you such a fuck?

regards,

the planet
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:34, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEB.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:04, archived)
# he has an inverted chode.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Why don't they just turn off their website's paywall for the day?
They must hate the environment.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Some shop assistant in WH Smiths offered us a free Daily Mail with our purchase a few months ago
And *after* I stopped giggling I was able to tell her exactly why I would not be accepting her generous offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 21:02, archived)
# i'm buying a budgie
just so i can line it's cage with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 22:03, archived)
# it would be easier to just shit on it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Don't forget to tweet them a picture.
That's why they sent you it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 23:45, archived)
# *Makes note : alpaca shits on budgies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 1:12, archived)