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[challenge entry] I say!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:42, archived)
# you're as good a person as anyone to ask
why have animals stopped evolving? why don't we get a few new ones each year like we do words in the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 13:58, archived)
# they're evolving all right
unfortunately for us, a few species have evolved to the point where they perceive us as a threat. therefore, the most intelligent of them have begun a secret interbreeding programme, in order to create a superior genetic and evolutionary killing machine, which will then overthrow humanity. as long as we can't see them evolving, we're safe. when we spot it, it'll be because they're ready to attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:02, archived)
# the sneaky swines.
I'm assuming it's the swines?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Deep sea jellyfish and squid.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:04, archived)
# ssshhh!
you'll blow my fucking cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Globalization.
Also, they're lazy fuckers, and life's gotten too easy for them. I blame David Attenborough.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:05, archived)
# In my slightly hungover state I can't tell if this is a genuine question or a silly
Has the creeping horror of creationist thinking made it's way to the mainboard?

But it's because they can't get the permits. Too much red tape and clamping down by the government.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:24, archived)
# you need to drink more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:25, archived)
# silly, it's silly.
i'm not one for serious, just ask my wife i-thank-you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 14:48, archived)
# SP. Ithangyew.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Jun 2014, 22:37, archived)