Green bacons!
They'll be the ham to go with the green eggs.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
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green bacon with boiling piss
in disturbing sperm-shapes.
Umbrella please!
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AVOID THE BAND-AID AT ALL COSTS
BUT FIRST: FUN WITH APOSTROPHIE'S
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 8 Jul 2014, 2:21,
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