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# I didn't know Alex Graham had been writing Freb Basset since the late 60's


they had a different editorial policy at the Daily Mail for a while eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:16, archived)
# Alex sneaked this one pass the censors though...


big secret fan of the K9 was Alex*




for the purposes of this bit
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:18, archived)
# It's a lonely life being a cartoonist


it's impossible not to talk from the heart when writing a daily column in the nations best selling gossip rag.


impossible
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:19, archived)
# It was at this point the Editor called Alex in for a meeting...




What do you mean by 'Lipstick' exactly Alex?




Alex tried hard to conceal his growing erection...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:22, archived)
# 'Timmy' was what Alex's imaginary friend called his boss, the Editor...
the Editor...

Just wait....
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:23, archived)
# Alex headaches got worse


he wasn't sure how long his wife had been at her Mum's for...


Make it a double mate.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:25, archived)
# 'Alex old chap, seriously, what is this?'
seriously what is this?'

You know I can't print this in the Mail on Sunday. What's all this about?


Are you ok? Alex?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:27, archived)
# She wasn't even answering his calls now



Thi'll teach the bitch! Where's that bottle of Johnny Walker?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:30, archived)
# 'I can see you're not happy here Alex'


No hard feelings eh old boy? we'll make sure you're not put out of your house and everything.
Do Sunday's and we'll have to call it a day after that mate. Alex I'm...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Rumours still circulate that perhaps the last ever Fred Bassett strip


May not have been penned by the late great Alex Graham himself...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:40, archived)
# A Vigil was held at the Mail offices


And it was remembered how good it had been at the start.





"Great work Alex my lad keep that up eh? Keep it up lad"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:43, archived)
# "Keep them scared" said the Boss.



Alex didn't know why he just needed the work. The mortgage was crippling him the kids hate him and the mother in law... what was this? A fucking Les Dawson joke?
No it's your life Alex pull it together you've only got one!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:53, archived)
# EPIC
Also, I wonder what's up with the double eyebrow motif? Sure sign of a diseased mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:41, archived)
# He was really starting to fade at this point
anger was twisting him more than he would allow himself to believe
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 0:45, archived)
# Met Graham's daughter.
Graham is dead but his daughter now does them. Initially on his death she just re-issued her dad's old cartoons .
She's not a patch on her dad, not grasped the basset nature quite the same. She was at a big Basset Hound Club do at Newark show ground, (250 bassets there), 10 years ago, selling signed originals.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:13, archived)
# good inside info with the morning coffee #3
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 9:23, archived)
# heh
#3 always reminds me of a guff cloud

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 11:15, archived)
# ohh interesting way to browse nearly randomly
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Aug 2014, 22:48, archived)
# oh dear, i feel a bit bad now
going off on some random brain splurge fantasy thing...
still, no harm done eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Aug 2014, 14:08, archived)
# These are beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# thankyou sir
an evenings random brain farting.
I just tried not to think, but just see what popped into my head and go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Aug 2014, 14:09, archived)