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# Recreation of Adam

CFB - sorry for Q&D, made it with a wireless keyboard and touchpad
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# I like this
but it is crying out for a yo-yo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha! i was gonna give him speedos, a cigar, a martini and ray bans
but i'm using a shitty wireless keyboard in bed that's attached to my laptop. watching 8 out of 10 cats on netflix for the last 19 hours, figured i'd take a break and do a shitty 'shop.

not too happy with it tbh because the perspective, lighting and colour are all off. i'm really not doing my degree justice. having said that, i've been on the cider all afternoon and i think that's as good an excuse as any to Q&D it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely.
Felt like doing a spot of Photoshop Tennis with it...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha! fab. i'd reply, but as mentioned above i currently lack the facilities for a decent potatomanip
it involves going downstairs and everything. life is hard and sometimes sad
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
# What a tiny penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
# don't tell me you're some kind of freak with a bigger dick than that?
goddamn, get with the ancient mediterranean aesthetic. the smaller the better.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Oh, I'd assumed that the sea was particularly cold today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
# fun fact: the greeks saw big dicks hugely comical, unwieldy and cumbersome.
that's mostly why they used tiny peens in their works.
they did emphasise dicks for aesthetic to express masculinity, but only to point out the genitals as opposed to suggesting "bigger is better".

having said that, the sea was fucking freezing and adam was even smaller than usual. ask the ninja turtles, one of them fucking painted it
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
# Grower, not shower...right?
Blood cock, not meat cock...right guys?
Guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)