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# don't tell me you're some kind of freak with a bigger dick than that?
goddamn, get with the ancient mediterranean aesthetic. the smaller the better.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Oh, I'd assumed that the sea was particularly cold today.
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# fun fact: the greeks saw big dicks hugely comical, unwieldy and cumbersome.
that's mostly why they used tiny peens in their works.
they did emphasise dicks for aesthetic to express masculinity, but only to point out the genitals as opposed to suggesting "bigger is better".

having said that, the sea was fucking freezing and adam was even smaller than usual. ask the ninja turtles, one of them fucking painted it
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)