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[challenge entry] for people not in a rush:

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Self-killing snail shoes?
I'm always walking on them in the dark. I find their sad, crushed remains in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:02, archived)
# mabe you should inject them with some glow in the dark paint
problem solved?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:03, archived)
# me too
i actually apologise to them when i hear the crunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:10, archived)
# very civilised
i usually manage to just about suppress a ladies scream whilst half hopping/half goose-stepping for the next 20 yards.
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:13, archived)
# that's my approach to barefoot slug encounters
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:19, archived)
# "Barefoot Slug Encounters - coming to the History Channel this month"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, archived)
# chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:28, archived)
# only takes one person to destroy a chevron
snails kill thousands
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
# yeah
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:21, archived)
# ch what?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:29, archived)
# I'm not sure which is worse:
slugs, which burst up between your toes, or frogs, which hop out from under your feet when you thought it was a stone...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Requiem for a Snail
williamddrake.bandcamp.com/track/requiem-for-a-snail
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Ditto
I can't eat Hoola Hoops for this very reason
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:14, archived)
# might be faster if there was less boot...
... on second thoughts it might be more sluggish..
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:17, archived)
# badum-tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Shnail
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, archived)