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# Hipster Santa is Instagramming the mince pies you left out
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)
# Now I hate Christmas even more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
# what should I do if it's not possible for me to hate Christmas even more
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Cheer up?
I'm afraid I can't vote for anyone that don't like Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
# whu.. I LOVE Christmas,
errr, I was just asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Phew
VOTE PEDRO 4 MODZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Sit on a lit candle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Is that Fucklift One?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:41, archived)
# fo' real
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:31, archived)
# insert a snowman up your rectum
snow, coal, carrot, stick-arms and all

that should mildly increase the hate

edit: corncob pipe is optional, they are unsanitary
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# 5.13MB
i.imgur.com/hhyvd.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
# *spits mince pie crumbs and sloe gin in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Don't forget 24hr FUCKLIFT XMAS FEST 25th Dec!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
# I've already told the whole family I'm busy for them 24hrs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Hurrah :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Stuffed animals aren't really considered 'family'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# O_O
...but....but............that's a Thursday...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)
# Oh ok
24hr 48hr starting midnight 24th Dec 8)
*orders chemicals
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
# 48 hours of FUCKLIFT? ...That's insane!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Don't worry there won't be any drugs testing
Sorry bit distarcted Emily Maitlis is flirting with me on News 24 =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# I have much work to do.
(damn you b3ta) o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
# her intense stare makes me fear she intends to regift
after all, she already has 7 butt-plugs to hand - but they do nothing for her hair
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# powerful evil
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)