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# Newsletter subjlols thread
festoon your wordy lols atop the page
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
# b3ta Newsletter: what Joseph reads while God fucks his wife
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Russell Brand calls b3ta 'Pound shop Reddit'
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
# the snake eats itself
www.reddit.com/r/b3ta/

dirty snake

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# WOW
Check out the up votes!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)
# it's a madhouse!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Never used it. Wouldn't know how
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:26, archived)
# I just made my second post
first one was... 4 months ago - not getting any "community" feel from it.

Interesting interviews sometimes (man with two penises answers all your questions!) but the comments are like a busy IRC channel back in the day: so many people talking at once there's no chance of a coherent conversation
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
# It's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# "No Fuks will Be Given"
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Reddit is a bunch of opinionated jerks with sticks up their botties
If you want to annoy them, tell them you put your cast iron skillet in the dishwasher. They'll go mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
# stealing all the free gifts from the cereal killers shop boxes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:27, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Now available in rectal rehydrate form
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:27, archived)
# mmm, humus flavour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:28, archived)
# I break eggs in supermarkets then put them back in containers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Penetrating your inbox with implied consent
Or:

The B3ta newsletter: Devised by Yoda, delivered by Yodel
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
# gone a bit nippy, hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Does it have to rhyme?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Now with less FUCKLIFTS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:40, archived)