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# Sure that's what the money's going on?
If someone's daft enough to autodarwinate on the advice of a homeopathic woo-peddler, that's unfortunate, but the creepiness in essentially saying the world is overpopulated because women can't contro their ovaries and jump on the nearest would-be rapist is the worst part in there.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:03, archived)
# Clearly the problem is that there are too many rigid penises around to be jumped on.
We need to invent an anti-anti-ED pill.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:06, archived)
# How do any of us get through the day at work,
what with all these drugged-up women wanting to marry us in that two-week window.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:07, archived)
# Personally I keep my legs firmly under the desk until home time,
just in case the boss's PA decides to impale herself on me as I head to the kitchen.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:11, archived)
# Good to see you're doing your bit to keep the population down.
Seriously, that post was fucking creepy. Did someone hack their account or do cat charities often spill over into woo and tin-foil hattery?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:13, archived)
# I reckon spending all day, every day around cages full of lethal fluff would drive anyone bonkers.
Shame tinfoil doesn't block out the mind-controlling feline rays. Planet of the Apes got it wrong, it'll be cats that overthrow us.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:17, archived)
# Anyone that fills dA up with yiff 'art' or knows Thundercats inside-out will be spared.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:18, archived)