not even close :D
spoonerism is swapping sounds that exist within a phrase i.e.
"He's a smart fella" becomes "He's a fart smeller"
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:35,
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The borg wouldn't be half as scary
if they all wore rainbow braces
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:17,
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Nor droogs in Clockwork Orange.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:38,
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:20,
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