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# Newsletter subjlols thread
mash keypad now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)
# Now with added fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
# not in a funny mood, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:36, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson named as new host of Masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Terry Pratchett RIP
So long and thanks for all the fish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)
# heathen
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)
# Nigel Farage rebranding racism edition
free colour chart included
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)
# almost as funny as that other newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:43, archived)
# farage denies racist stance, supporters leave in droves
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:44, archived)
# fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)
# GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)
# *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:07, archived)
# Terry dies in racist 'fracas'
(You are not God. Fake and gay)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)
# forgot to tick the box
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:48, archived)
# It's cool
No one noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# There's a check-box?
That's going to confound some pretty long-held theological viewpoints.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# "press 1 for god, press 2 for satan, press 3 to delete b3ta"
we've all got these option haven't we?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)
# such newsletter. much laugh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
# Needs more elements
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# such sad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# i can't keep up with you kids and your memes
did you see that thing with the blue & black dress yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# That 'thing' is a person :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)
# your mom?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)
# She dieded before I was born :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)
# Audrey 2 suspended from The Little Shop of Horrors following fracas.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)
# qotw?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# Pratchett Memorial Q4nobody Skull Icon Edition
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)
# needs more FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57, archived)
# OH FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)
# Off
Off
Off
Off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:04, archived)
# OED announces new dictionary definition of 'talent'
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# the triskadekaphobia edition
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)
# BBC: Raping Alan Yentob *would* be a sackable offence
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Rapping Alan Yentob would be sacked
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:24, archived)
# Arriving later and colder than a BBC dinner
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)
# As punchy as a platter of cold meats
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:06, archived)