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# commemorative shoehorns etched with a picture of the royal placenta
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:24, archived)
# Use one to sever the umbilical
That would strike a cord.
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:27, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM!
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:39, archived)
# The one with the four poster bed.
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:43, archived)
# i'd never have a 4-poster bed
too paranoid to have curtains around my bed. what if the zombies sneak up on me and i can't see them till it's too late?
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 15:48, archived)
# zombies HATE mosquitos
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:20, archived)
# how do you think the mosquitoes feel?
all they want is a nice feed of warm, runny blood, but what they get is like trying to suck up a mcdonald's milkshake made of clots! sodding zombies should count themselves lucky!
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Mmmm, blood pudding
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# dammit, now i want black pudding
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Filth.
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 19:33, archived)
# OH NO
(, Sat 2 May 2015, 16:25, archived)