You can't beat a misery wank
Probably not true but you think it will help at the time. :(
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 13 May 2015, 21:01,
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Hey! These tears are lubricating the action!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 13 May 2015, 21:10,
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*despairs at this awful realisation* :(
*wanks*
*gets thrown off the 2105 to Bristol*
*despairs*
*wanks*
*spends a night in the cells*
"Penis-based terrorism"?? Thanks a lot, Cameron!
*shakes fist* *realises* ...*shakes fist WITHOUT penis inside*
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Wed 13 May 2015, 21:16,
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