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# I've done it! A whole decade here without a single front page! OH FRABJOUS DAY! CALLOOH! CALLAY!
You can see in this handy cut-out-and-keep gallery my complete inability to progress in either talent or humour. LONG LIVE TEH b3ta!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# FP this NOW!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:51, archived)
# I'll be with you in a minute - I'm just on the phone to Private Eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:54, archived)
# Are they asking about some political scandal you've got yourself involved in?
Did you shag Gove or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:31, archived)
# No. If Ninj is getting published then I want them to print my geriatric AT-AT...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:07, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:30, archived)
# Cheers, man!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:39, archived)
# And he has donated
You would think after 10 years they would give him at least one :( The bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:44, archived)
# THE BASTARDS
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 13 May 2015, 18:46, archived)
# It was only a sperm donation to be fair. And accidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:24, archived)
# ahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:33, archived)
# You are Friedrich Nietzsche AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:40, archived)
# How the fuck can that be? Even I made FP last week
and I am the suckiest suck to ever suck a suck...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, archived)
# I don't care - I love this place even if it hates me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# Hahahah B& NOW!
Happy b3taday Mr Woc. It's all downhill from now on ya know blah blah
I haven't made you anything yet... hmmmm
Oh and 7 wins all day long!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# A tentative "thanks", Frogster! *waits nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:37, archived)
# It's fine
It shall contain no white dog shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:40, archived)
# And do you *think* you deserve an FP?
How much cash did you donate to Rob's election campaign?

Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:53, archived)
# Cheers, chap! I only donated the spunk. It's all I could afford.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:58, archived)
# Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:08, archived)
# Now THIS is the forehead tattoo design I've been looking for! TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:41, archived)
# i mean
the floating sawsige was FP material, no?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:19, archived)
# IKR??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:42, archived)
# I'll give you my FP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:20, archived)
# IKR

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:26, archived)
# I'm too busy right now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:32, archived)
# Delaying the inevitable...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:43, archived)
# I doubt you could afford the postage, my merkin friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:51, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:53, archived)
# You can have mine too, most were undeserved
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:28, archived)
# They were better than mine.
Well, except for the toapy one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Still stand by what I said at the time
b3ta.com/board/11144894
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:38, archived)
# srs bsnss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:18, archived)
# Life's SO unfair...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:52, archived)
# your post above has about 30 clicks now, if there was any justice it'd be FP'd ten times over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:04, archived)
# *Falls to knees and hangs head. It is raining. In the distance a bat howls...*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:09, archived)
# oh, so you ARE a mod!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:13, archived)
# oh shit
BUSTED
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:28, archived)
# OMG!
Where did you get the numbers from?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:29, archived)
# And why can't we see how many votes a post has like on teh /links?
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:34, archived)
# because comedy accounts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:33, archived)
# you probably want an up or down arrow system, like that crazy assed 'Reddit' that's all the rage now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:34, archived)
# AND
4 votes = Popular page on /links. How many votes are needed on /board?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:36, archived)
# jesus, calm down
I only have one answering hand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:29, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:32, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:49, archived)
# Happy candles.
And you deserve a medal. I mean frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:34, archived)
# medal!
... I thought you said 'mental'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:42, archived)
# I'd prefer a madras...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:44, archived)
# You've been here longer than me?
How come I think you've only been here a year or two?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:12, archived)
# The youthful complexion of my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:25, archived)
# Oh my
Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:41, archived)
# How the hell did you photograph my todger?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:42, archived)
# DID PISSICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:40, archived)
# THAT WAS MEANT TO STAY PRIVATE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:53, archived)
# WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE WIRED THE MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:04, archived)
# I thought I had :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:19, archived)
# Candles!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Gratitudes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:46, archived)
# Candlegratumalations! \o/
...and commiserations also.

Don't be blue, have a wank. XD
/hastilythoughtupadvice
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 13 May 2015, 20:55, archived)
# You can't beat a misery wank
Probably not true but you think it will help at the time. :(
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Hey! These tears are lubricating the action!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:10, archived)
# *despairs at this awful realisation* :(
*wanks*
*gets thrown off the 2105 to Bristol*
*despairs*
*wanks*
*spends a night in the cells*

"Penis-based terrorism"?? Thanks a lot, Cameron!
*shakes fist* *realises* ...*shakes fist WITHOUT penis inside*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 13 May 2015, 21:16, archived)
# A disgrace no FP with some of these fine images
No justice. Don't give up! (like me)

LONG LIVE TEH b3ta. Hurrah!

Birthday hugs from Spazzy (and I will not show you my nips. Remember what happened last time?)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:58, archived)
# LONG LIVE TEH b3ta. Hurrah!
*A single tear rolls down Jabberwoc's cheek.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:11, archived)
#
tear sperm
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:31, archived)
# OH CNADLE DAY
HAPPY CaNDDLE DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Cor! Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:49, archived)