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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Albums for Dogs

This week we're running down the canine hit parade.
Show us the albums (and singles) that make dogs wag their tails.
From Pink Floyd's Bark side of the moon to Run DMC's Walkies this way.

From the Dog Albums challenge. See all 107 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:50, archived)
# So you either
a) knew the result in advance;
b) had a picture prepared for each outcome or;
c) reposted something (which is fine).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 May 2015, 8:03, archived)
# part of setting up the challenge is doing a picture to illustrate it
I wrote about Bark side of moon and Walkies this way in the description so it seemed logical to illustrate both.

Anyone can see what the result is, just count the votes like I did 30 minutes ago.
I don't understand what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:08, archived)
# Unless something's broken, the poll had three tied, unless that's a pic too.
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 May 2015, 8:09, archived)
# the poll pic is just a pic, we dropped the auto vote months ago when people started rigging it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:11, archived)
# Although pigs’ milk is high in fat (around 8.5% compared to cows milk at 3.9%) and is an excellent source of nutrients, sows are very difficult to milk.
They have around 14 teats compared to a cow’s four, and they don’t take very kindly to having them touched by humans. They also get very agitated if you try to restrain them. Pigs also have a limited milk ejection time of around 15 seconds, whereas a cow’s can be up to 10 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:12, archived)
# Ah, thought it looked a bit off. Fair enough then, protest withdrawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 21 May 2015, 8:13, archived)
# A good sow will have 14 functional teats.
Milk yield tends to be higher at the front of the udder compared with the back.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:14, archived)
# now there's a fact people need to know
to avoid lacklustre drainage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:16, archived)
# It’s like Charlotte’s Web. I’m gonna be a spider.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:20, archived)
# We all eat weird things occasionally, and we live in a synthetic world. The number of human mothers whose milk would qualify as organic is probably very small, even tiny
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:10, archived)
# The great thing about cows is that they eat grass, which is not food—at least not a popular human food—and they turn it into milk. It’s a net food gain.
And what about pigs? They’ll eat a lot of stuff we won’t touch. I’ve seen pigs eating garbage. So if we could just get close to a sow, pig milk seems like it might be a net food gain as well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:06, archived)
# Oh Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:19, archived)
# “Every once in awhile piglet will drink too much. It’ll have a bunch around their mouth and will lick your face and you can taste some of it.”
But I wanted more. I got very greedy and selfish. I said, “I want some of that milk.”
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:17, archived)
# At some point it became this very philosophical thing to me.
Has nothing to do with extracting milk. It’s “How do I make this pig my friend?” I can’t force it, she’s too strong. They’re smart so there’s no way I’m going to do this by using guile. The last option is to earn her trust.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:26, archived)
# ah gok a waingo skuck in gy kwoak
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:12, archived)