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# Am I right?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:36, archived)
# This should be the new image challenge.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:42, archived)
# Either that, or...
If Judy Dench was to hatch, what would be inside?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Dame Judy?!?
How could she?

*sobs*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:54, archived)
# another slightly smaller judy
it's judys all the way
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:19, archived)
# JUDY, Judy, judy
judy
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Sweet rice pudding.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 22:20, archived)
# mmmmm
*drools*

does is have a skin on the top? all purply brown and wrinkly?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:21, archived)
# Yes, always.
(, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 16:36, archived)
# gooood :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:12, archived)
# that's a very nice, but a we're already gonna get one
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:14, archived)
# haha :D
lipstick
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Huge erections?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:24, archived)
# ways to cross large expanses of water
by penis
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:47, archived)
# Water reflections of magenta erections
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:06, archived)
# that's beautiful
*wells up*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:33, archived)
# The 3 pube rule has been admirably adhered to. : )
I see cocks everywhere
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:53, archived)
# and why shouldn't you? it's your b3taday!!! Happy celebrations!!
have a nosh job on me :D



(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:35, archived)
# I would love to see the non-shopped image! HaHA ! funny and thanks
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:49, archived)
# here u go
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:45, archived)
# thank you. I think?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:53, archived)
# here's a link to one :D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:25, archived)
# wow!
so the guy was shaking his head back and forth, and he (or a buddy) got the perfect snapshot.

I wonder what everyday folk (like that guy in the picture) do when one sees oneself memed to exhaustion on the web.

Their classmates might nickname them based on the picture.

I would call him flappy or something if he was a classmate of mine.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:27, archived)
# I think he did the whole "sucking your lips into shot glasses so it looks like a baboons hole" thing
I'd call him 'horse snatch gob' but everyone would laugh at me, not him

Then I'd call him "purply browns" (named after old lady curtains) and respect would be restored


*thumbs up*
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:24, archived)
# or he could have used some sort of camera jiggery like my mate Stevo did here


remember when the camera filters were all the rage?
this picture made me sick with laughter :D x
(, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:30, archived)