They're not
The cunts are the people who feed them and then wonder why they expect food from us. Most days I see mouth-breathers throwing chips for the shithawks.
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SiX and his hat,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:46,
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I feed pigeons and ducks yet they don't wanna peck my cock off
I won't give up though
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Frogbeat,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52,
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Paint your cock like a (very) small frog(beat) and you'll have a Mallard hanging off it in no time.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:42,
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PROOF!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:56,
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My mistake
I could certainly be convinced
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SiX and his hat,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:10,
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I see people emptying plastic bags full of old bread on a daily basis from my window
even though you can get fined for it. Some people have never even heard of the fact that it might not be a good idea to feed the little birdies.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:58,
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Well it's your own fault for letting them into your house.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:43,
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I don't have a house
I live in a windmill OBVIOUSLY
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:45,
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So sorry, WINDY MILLER.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 Jul 2015, 23:54,
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