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# wot no parka?
still it made me laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I did one yesterday
I'm trying to cut down :)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I saw
It's hard to break an addiction like that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# i find wearing a poncho instead
is an adequate substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# If you were unfortunate enough to watch it last night
Tuffers did a lacklustre parka batman in his clear plastic poncho
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)
# it's not the same though
is it really!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# bloody minor celebrities
come over here, steal our childish games and can't even do them properly. i ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ask me what?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# how do you get two whales in a mini?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# photoshop them in there
next question
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# (apologies to Carter USM)
Parka Batman started out in business
as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# dear gods
i used to like carter usm. there are also unconfirmed reports that my brother may know fruitbat.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Everyone knows someone who knows someone in Carter USM.
This is 100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# not true
although I did know someone who promoted them when they were still doing the pub circuit
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# they autographed my friend's
tits
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)