I've had this in my head all day. No longer sure it it's actually funny.
they don't like eye contact these days at the office!!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:08,
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He'll calm down soon and regain his composure
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:26,
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pfftthere's a bloke on the second floor who can Handel it if he asks nicely, he's at lunch but he'll be Bach in a minute
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 11 Sep 2015, 19:41,
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you could ask Viv but she's gone shopping, always bloody in that supermarketViv-Aldi we call her now.
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 11 Sep 2015, 21:26,
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Better than that guy who's always torturing others by just the right amountHe would always rack men enough.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 11 Sep 2015, 22:40,
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You could ask Mo...But he is too busy painting - Nothing interrrupts Mo's art !
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paranoiaman,
Sat 12 Sep 2015, 0:04,
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I hear he's quite the lover of his morning brew and has several varieties to choose fromHe likes coffee A, B, C, D and E, but he's especially pro-coffee F.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 12 Sep 2015, 0:13,
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These puns are too good for me.....I am going into Haydn !
( paranoiaman,
Sat 12 Sep 2015, 10:31,
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Phwoarrr, good for Strauss reliefBe nice about it or you'll end up on Santa's naughty Liszt. And he'll send round a muscular Antipodean to deal with you. Watch out for that Burly Oz.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 12 Sep 2015, 13:06,
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