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# Is this stuff going to stick to him?
is he pig fucker forever?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Everyone would have forgotten by tomorrow I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:19, archived)
# Until the next, even more embarrassing allegation, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:20, archived)
# PFF
As the kids say...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Pig Face Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:23, archived)
# Piglet Frowned Fornicating
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:19, archived)
# I think he might have to go
But what then? Boris "Pig fucker 2" Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:27, archived)
# He's pig fucker now.
Imagine him trying to look all badass infront of middle eastern countries saying how britain will do whatever.

I don't think he'll be bringing home the bacon for much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:30, archived)
# So he'll be for the chop?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:37, archived)
# It's an occupational hazard of having one's snout in the trough.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# prime minister's question time
i will personally marry the first politician that oinks when he starts speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:37, archived)
# Either they'll all agree never to mention it
or it'll be oinks and squeals every time he stands up in the House again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:40, archived)
# hopefully the latter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
# Next time he appears in a supermarket, say, to smarm and meet the staff...
Rush over to the pet toys section and get one of those rubber pigs that oink when you squeeze them...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:49, archived)
# i'm liverpool adjacent
he doesn't come round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:51, archived)
# I hope dirt sticks to Lord Ashcroft.
I actually feel quite sorry for Cameron on this one, as most people can relate to a desire to fit in with their crowd at that age*. Lord Ashcroft sounds like a blackmailing cunt.

(* the taking drugs, rather than the pig fucking, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:41, archived)
# (* the taking drugs, rather than the pig fucking, anyway)
If it was just smoking weed and listening to Supertramp, who would give a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:56, archived)
# nobody, i hope!
we've all done it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Mail readers?
The drugs seem the focus point in the article.

Most Bullingdon Club stories (and indeed most rugby club stories) sound far worse, but they don't make as good a meme, I guess.

People only care about the pig fucking angle because it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:10, archived)
# He admitted to smoking weed years ago, very few fucks were given
www.theguardian.com/politics/2007/feb/11/uk.drugsandalcohol1
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:20, archived)
# I'm just trying to imagine how subsequent generations of schoolchildren will be taught about the Cameron era if his premiership does end like this
He will be a global laughing stock forever. Imagine having that as your legacy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:24, archived)
# it doesn't matter if it's true or not
the allegation has been made and the more he denies it, the more people will believe it. he's destined to be captain pigfuck from now till the day he dies and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 15:51, archived)
# If he stays it will be a footnote on his wikipedia page
If he goes it will get a mention in paragraph 1.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:05, archived)
# oh, he'll stay
brazen cunt won't be forced out by this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Sep 2015, 16:11, archived)