weird thing is that if you exhibited this in a gallery or drew it on a pavement in chalk or did a banksyyou'd get commended for the unsettling juxtaposition of beach poster and tragedy
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custard,
Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:35,
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The hagiographies they give the cunt every. single. fucking. week. are truly fucking sickening. What it tells me is this. A test for artists:
1) Do you graffitti? If (no) goto (2). If (yes) goto (3).
2) Lol. Fuck off, you fucking trust-funded piece of pig-fucking stuck up CUNT we will KILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOU by the way YOU HATE ALL WOMEN EVER cunt.
3) Are you Banksy? If (no) goto (4). If (yes) goto (5).
4) Lol. Fuck off, you scummy raping fucking woman-hating piece of CUNT we will KILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOU by the way YOU HATE ALL WOMEN EVER cunt.
5) Oh. My. God. Can I lick the diarrhoea from your arse? I know that isn't good enough for you, my Lord, but it might begin to express the deep abiding love I have for everything that your anonymous glory shits on this blessed plant oh I can't express it I love you SO FUCKING MUCH
Seriously, fuck Banksy. From what we can tell of the cunt, his story goes like this:
1) Get born with a lot of money.
2) .... Yah I'm happy, yah?
3) ... I thought we were sorted yeah like yah?
boris the spider,
Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:53,
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That feels about right for the Guardian and the prevailing mood of those who read it
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:29,
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