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# Is it too soon?


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
or it that ooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:46, archived)
# Hull
one way ticket.......

(lolz)
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Oooooof!
Genuinely surprised we haven't seen more of that unfortunate infant on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:28, archived)
#
unfortunate strategically placed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:31, archived)
# so bracing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:30, archived)
# It's so bracing
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:31, archived)
# TOO SLOW DADDY-O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:53, archived)
# damn you
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:07, archived)
# weird thing is that if you exhibited this in a gallery or drew it on a pavement in chalk or did a banksy
you'd get commended for the unsettling juxtaposition of beach poster and tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:35, archived)
#
did a convinced the Guardian you were

The hagiographies they give the cunt every. single. fucking. week. are truly fucking sickening. What it tells me is this. A test for artists:

1) Do you graffitti? If (no) goto (2). If (yes) goto (3).
2) Lol. Fuck off, you fucking trust-funded piece of pig-fucking stuck up CUNT we will KILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOU by the way YOU HATE ALL WOMEN EVER cunt.
3) Are you Banksy? If (no) goto (4). If (yes) goto (5).
4) Lol. Fuck off, you scummy raping fucking woman-hating piece of CUNT we will KILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOU by the way YOU HATE ALL WOMEN EVER cunt.
5) Oh. My. God. Can I lick the diarrhoea from your arse? I know that isn't good enough for you, my Lord, but it might begin to express the deep abiding love I have for everything that your anonymous glory shits on this blessed plant oh I can't express it I love you SO FUCKING MUCH

Seriously, fuck Banksy. From what we can tell of the cunt, his story goes like this:
1) Get born with a lot of money.
2) .... Yah I'm happy, yah?
3) ... I thought we were sorted yeah like yah?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:53, archived)
# That feels about right for the Guardian
and the prevailing mood of those who read it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:29, archived)
# Poor Linus


apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:03, archived)
# lol, dead child
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:15, archived)
# GOODBYE FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:18, archived)
# NEVA 4GET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:58, archived)
# we're well oerdue a good online breakdown, not enough users left to get a real strop going
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:17, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 20:48, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 22:01, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 20:32, archived)
# WoW that's pretty f'ing good!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:16, archived)