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[challenge entry] 1Dee

From the Comedy Music Mash up challenge. See all 127 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 14:56, archived)
# I met Jack Dee once
Well, stood next to him in a Students Union DJ booth before he was due to do a standup gig. Didn't smile at all at the other comedians' acts. Might be that he was just good at self-control since it was during his "miserable git who never smiles" phase.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:36, archived)
# that's the face of a man
who's comfortable pushing a trolley full of junk whilst smelling faintly of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 15:39, archived)
# I can't dance to his stuff. Also, I can't dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 17:44, archived)
# The good looking one in the band
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 7 Dec 2015, 20:40, archived)