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[challenge entry] ooo.... a lovely cup of tea and a slice of tripe anyone?

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:01, archived)
# never tried tripe
my granddad liked it, but he always put vinegar on it, which put me off even more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:30, archived)
# Tripe should be left in the Great Barrier Reef
...where it belongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:32, archived)
# where it can extrude its own guts and devour other forms of tripe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Well no wonder. You need mustard as well.
Proper English mind, none of that grey poop on.

Eeh, corner of Rawson St market of a Saturday... still have change out of a ten bob note... who's got me teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:41, archived)
# can't remember the last time i had mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:49, archived)
# There used to be a butcher in Wigan that only sold tripe.
All different varieties in different shades of unappetizing grey and different degrees of cowshit flavour.

Mmmmm. Tripe. Tripy tripy tripe.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:50, archived)
# i have no trouble with offal
and i love lamb's hearts, but tripe just doesn't appeal to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 16:51, archived)
# If a cow can't digest it, what hope for the rest of us?
Haggis is nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:19, archived)
# haggis is lovely!
haven't had it for ages because it's very filling and i can only manage a small amount. it's too good to waste!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Fried Haggis
Stash the excess in the fridge, then slice and fry it up the coming days. Perfect with bubble n squeak.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:55, archived)
# life took a turn for the better
When Waitrose started to sell McSween's haggis. Used to have to truck up to Harrod's
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 22:20, archived)
# No thanks octagonal cups are just plain wrong
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 17:47, archived)
# they make you dribble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Sauc(er)y!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:06, archived)
# ^can't count to ten^
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
# ^needs glasses^
Octoteacup
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 8:57, archived)