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# Bit sad if he isn't involved
But I suppose he's busy, 5 Billion dollars won't spend itself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:51, archived)
# The credits will always read "based on characters created by George Lucas".
If he has a say, fine, but not control.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:54, archived)
# He only co-wrote the story, not even the screenplay for the last one
I don't think it was his control that made it such a mess.
edit - in fact that's all he's ever done on Indy it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:03, archived)
# CG gophers, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:16, archived)
# would that be specified in a story?
I picture the story as more of an outline. Otherwise why hire the script/screenplay writer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:20, archived)
# The superfluous characters
The (painfully) badly written relationships and character interactions.
The gimmicky gadgets and machines that are there for no real reason.
The recycled "riddles in the mail" from Last Crusade.
The recycled "secret on the floor" from Last Crusade.
CG Monkeys.
CG Ants.
Lucas's fingerprints are all over this crap. If others wrote the script, Lucas dicked around with it after the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
# then he would have had a script writing credit
mind you, he might have, I'm just going by IMDB
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 10:16, archived)
# He's too busy adding CGI Nazis to the first three
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 8:57, archived)
# + billions of snakes in every scene
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:04, archived)
# he has to, Spielberg keeps editing the original ones out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Mar 2016, 9:25, archived)