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[challenge entry] Havering on your behalf.

From the 80s Popstars challenge. See all 63 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:28, archived)
# Has someone recommended that you walk 500 miles? or even 500 more?
Were you fully appraised of the possible risks of injury?
You could be entitled to compensation.
Call the ProClaimers now!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:40, archived)
# I had to travel to Toronto to get a priest's written evidence for my claim. One heck of a long letter, he had to shorten it a bit. I was told
"When you go, will you send back a letter from a cleric, eh?
(Take a look if he'll redact)
From ye fanny in Canada."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:58, archived)
# I received a nasty blistering injury to my thumb from two hours of pushing broom. Can I claim?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:03, archived)
# Trump's helping out, I see
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:42, archived)
# I'm rationing my pixels, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 22:57, archived)
# BREXIT'S FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:02, archived)
# I was in a rush, actually.
But Brexit™ can bloody do one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 13 Sep 2016, 23:04, archived)