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the more i look at Richard Osman, the more i think 'would'
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:47,
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Well, he is single, I believe...
And his kids are grown up so none of that baggage.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:54,
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he's really rather tall
and i'm only 5ft 3, the logistics of the situation give me cause for concern
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:57,
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Maybe the stepkids can get you a stepladder
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:10,
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i already have one
but i'm somewhat clumsy, there's no telling what i may fall right onto in the nude
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:12,
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Please elaborate, ideally expressed through interpretative dance or Alan Titchmarsh-level naughty writing
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:18,
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who am i, Squidward?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:20,
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No, you're Smash Monkey
Do we need to make you a name badge?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:27,
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ooh yes can we do name badges for each other?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:28,
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^I SECOND THIS
and then i remember to take capslock off
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:35,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:44,
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YES!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:51,
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aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd suggested
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:53,
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Badges? BADGES??
"We don' need no stinking badges"
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LS18,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:45,
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Sorry about the "up yours nigger" earlier.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:48,
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Much obliged...
thanks for the pie. And I'll have the good taste not to mention that you spoke to me :p
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LS18,
Mon 19 Jun 2017, 16:06,
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