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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 13:28, archived)
# the only reason for marmalade is to pick the shreds out and eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 13:43, archived)
# awwww
that's hit me right in the feels :-(
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
# *polite cough*
marmalde?
(You're in good company though https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/allotment/2011/jul/24/allotments-gardeningadvice)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 15:49, archived)
# meh, it's only a quick toap, can't be arsed to change it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 22:32, archived)
# henceforth, by decree, the orange preserve
formally known as "marmalade" shall be known as "marmalde".
(ozof, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 0:59, archived)
#
People with posh tables and pet bears need to die fat cat Tory scumbags!

(Feels more right for the front page now.)
(LokiMD, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 16:06, archived)