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# Damn son, that's a lot of bees.

CFB

Note: there is very little context to this, it's just a fake sponsor I made today as part of a podcast I'm working on.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:41, archived)
# for the record, 10,000 bees do weigh roughly 2.4 pounds, and assuming they have a similar caloric content to crickets, they contain 4608kcal altogether.
I couldn't find any documentation about the specific caloric content of bees, however, so I welcome any corrections regarding this "fact".
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:16, archived)
#
do weigh roughly 2.4 pounds, and assuming they have a similar caloric content to crickets, they contain 4608kcal altogether. I couldn't find any documentation about the specific caloric content of bees, however, so I welcome any corrections regarding this "fact". when all you need is a wasp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:24, archived)
# i enjoy wasps but bees are funnier
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:27, archived)
# I'm a hornet man myself.
Been on the hard stuff for years
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 2:33, archived)
# seriously don't inject hornets
they're a 2 on the schmidt heroin index so why even risk it
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 4:18, archived)
#
not even once
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:06, archived)
# Bee larvae are a delicacy in Japan (Hachinoko)
And lucky for us, they are popular enough to be a canned food, so come with an energy statement.
At 1046Kj (250Cal)/100gm, there are 10,460Kj in a kilogram of bees.

Full dietary breakdown can be found here, if you were wanting to know about any other bee-related dietary values: slism.com/calorie/111244/

(1110, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 4:22, archived)
# *shakes up can and puts it back in the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 8:59, archived)
# Ive tried the diet version, it doesnt give you the same buzz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:02, archived)
# NO!
No no no no no no no NO NO!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:07, archived)
# alright "2 unlimited"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:20, archived)
# diet bees made with low fat honey.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:20, archived)