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[challenge entry] mantis are surprisingly good at weightlifting
and yes, i really am that bored.

From the Gym Animals challenge. See all 29 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
# He 'preys' it won't fall on his little head
EDIT: here's food (for the mantis, Smash--the mantis)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)
# oof!
is the sound i imagine him to make

EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# that's a polite way of putting it :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)
#
chicken cock?
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:55, archived)
# THAT COCK MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FULLY COOKED
woah, capslock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
#
capslock spatchcock
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)
# Can you stop shouting about cock pls, my grandson might be reading
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:09, archived)
# *Thinks of the children*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:21, archived)
# *yewtrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# Dere's only tree of us cos of your fake account...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)
# I must confess to having never stepped one foot inside a gym
so will take you word for it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# i have been to the gym about 7 times
got into circuit training with a friend but only went until the free trial ran out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# You're a braver woman than me
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# i found out that the weight set on the leg machine(i don't know what it's called) had been set by a proper athlete
i told them that my legs had to cart the rest of my fat carcass round, so of course they were bloody strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:24, archived)