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# Real news: KFC to close most of its UK stores due to shortage of chickens
Srsly, Brits--does it really matter how tall a chicken is?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:40, archived)
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www.b3ta.com/talk/8152529
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:42, archived)
# You can't link to another forum!
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:45, archived)
# Wah! I messed up my post! What do I do now??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
# eat a poop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:48, archived)
# If you've ever been around a chicken farm, you'll know that chicken shit contains
something white. I learned as a young boy that the white stuff is chicken shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:52, archived)
# Let's hear the Drimble 'as if it were chicken in the first place' conspiracy then LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:02, archived)
# Centipede hybrids
www.cnbc.com/2015/06/01/kfc-sues-chinese-companies-for-online-rumors-about-its-food.html
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:09, archived)
# I'd be inclined to believe in the multi-limbed chicken claim if it weren't for these facts:
The source of the claim is China, the rumors were perpetuated via the internet, and I heard about them on b3ta from YOU :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:16, archived)
# they're finger-lickin' good!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:44, archived)
# Couple of months, that's all they get
Quite a short age indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:03, archived)
# but since the can't read clocks or calendars, it's ... ....knowwamsayin?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:09, archived)
# How do you know?
When did you last ask a chicken what the time was?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:14, archived)
# I never ask chickens questions. None has ever answered why they cross roads.
They are either being obstinate, or just stupid--in which case they couldn't read a clock.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:19, archived)
# As we determined on Sunday, chickens cross roads in an attempt to replicate the Abbey Road album cover
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 0:54, archived)
# that settles that then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 1:59, archived)
# Those remind me of . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:10, archived)
# Mine were actual breading on chicken parts.
Some chicken is breaded with such as corn flakes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:10, archived)