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Real news: KFC to close most of its UK stores due to shortage of chickens
Srsly, Brits--does it really matter how tall a chicken is?

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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:40,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:42,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:45,
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Wah! I messed up my post! What do I do now??
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:46,
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eat a poop
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:48,
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If you've ever been around a chicken farm, you'll know that chicken shit contains
something white. I learned as a young boy that the white stuff is chicken shit too.
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:52,
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Let's hear the Drimble 'as if it were chicken in the first place' conspiracy then LOL
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:02,
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Centipede hybrids
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:09,
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I'd be inclined to believe in the multi-limbed chicken claim if it weren't for these facts:
The source of the claim is China, the rumors were perpetuated via the internet, and I heard about them on b3ta from YOU :D
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:16,
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they're finger-lickin' good!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:44,
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Couple of months, that's all they get
Quite a short age indeed.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:03,
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but since the can't read clocks or calendars, it's ... ....knowwamsayin?
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:09,
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How do you know?
When did you last ask a chicken what the time was?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:14,
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I never ask chickens questions. None has ever answered why they cross roads.
They are either being obstinate, or just stupid--in which case they couldn't read a clock.
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:19,
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As we determined on Sunday, chickens cross roads in an attempt to replicate the Abbey Road album cover
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 0:54,
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that settles that then
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LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 1:59,
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Those remind me of . . .
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Q4nobody,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:10,
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Mine were actual breading on chicken parts.
Some chicken is breaded with such as corn flakes
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LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:10,
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