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[challenge entry] DANCE FOR US, BREXIT HARDER!!!!!!



At tonights vote I expect it to be a bit like what happens when you donate to a sperm bank. Essentially everyone wanks into a cup and then they count the swimmers.

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(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 12:18, archived)
# Gove's ruined. No more Shandy Bass for that lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:03, archived)
# He has the permanent look of a 16-year-old who announced his birthday party on Facebook, hundreds turned up and trashed his folks' place, but he doesn't mind because someone gave him a can of cheap cider and he's now utterly wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:51, archived)
# One way to settle the boys' squabble
Soggy biscuit.

Loser has to stay in the leadership race.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:49, archived)
# Duncan Smith likes those fishnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:10, archived)
# Rees-Mogg only has eyes for Gove (HEART EMOJI)
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)
# Who could blame him?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 20:56, archived)
#
Moggy and Gove wrestling naked in front of a roaring fire at Chequers whilst the PM sips brandy and masturbates.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:32, archived)