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# I can accept that Shrek's swamp gets full of fairytale creatures.
I can accept that Fiona turns into an ogre at night.
I can even accept that somehow the Dragon and Donkey have kids.

But how the fuck does Donkey expect to make waffles tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 3:58, archived)
# he has HOOVES
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:00, archived)
# where do they even get the butter? they're both male
does donkey go out early in the morning and start milking fairies?
i need answers, people.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:06, archived)
# i mean the only thing that makes sense is if they use eggs
because presumably they have a golden goose
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:07, archived)
# put yourself in the position of the necessary mammal(s):
you've just been captured by the Duloc equivalent of ICE and deported to some random-ass swamp, and now this donkey just comes to you early in the morning and is like "I need to make waffles for the guy who lives here" and you happen to be lactating for whatever reason.
You're like "Yeah ok here's some milk and a little extra to make butter with"
IS THAT FUCKING LIKELY? NO
HOW DOES DONKEY MAKE WAFFLES
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:11, archived)
# Does Chris Crocker still do the voice of the donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:16, archived)
# jesus is that guy still alive
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:20, archived)
# Jesus? I, I'm not sure. He like died, then like, came back to life. Then he floated to the sky and said he'd be back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:28, archived)
# No Pedro, we've talked about this. That was your balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58, archived)
# Oh :(
Good morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:01, archived)
# Oh, OHHH! ...Chris!
Yeaahhhhh.... [VeryNSFW] twitter.com/ChrisCrockerX/status/1141101649097887752
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:30, archived)
# OMG, his whole twitter feed is like pornhub
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:31, archived)
# oh....
the disappointing thing is that i'd totally do him
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:38, archived)
# i mean he'd have to either pay me or do it for free and give me an orgasm
but i'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:39, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:50, archived)
# Is he still making money from his social media schtick?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:51, archived)
# probably, if he's selling himself on twitter
i mean, don't get me wrong, nothing wrong with that, i'm friends with a bunch of sex workers on twitter and they're doing very well, and if he's doing that then he'll be fine, drama's just a bonus
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:58, archived)
# Eeyore-ders them in
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:09, archived)
# ah well actually i'll accept that
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:11, archived)
# ohjesusfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 4:15, archived)
# [wicker man gif]
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 5:50, archived)
# y'know i wish i'd taken photos or scanned in some of the shit i drew the other day
my nerighbour turned out to like a lot of the same music as me so i burned her some CDs and while they were burning I drew her some CD art

on the front it's amy ray lasering ray dorset to death, and on the back it's emily saliers lasering the beatles running across abbey road.

both mungo jerry and the beatles are on the first two discs, but the real draw is the two Indigo girls discs i put in there too, so the drawings were somewhat meaningful.

my neighbours think my landlord is a cunt with no regard for his neighbours, so he lets his garden overgrow. the truth is that he has no rregard for himself and i, as a fuckin lodger,
am having to keep the peace. turns out the lady at the back of our house likes similar music to me, hence the discs i burned. good times.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 3 Aug 2019, 9:45, archived)