There's this wannabe John McClane from my neck of the woods...... who thought crawling through a storm drain to 'scratch it off his bucket list' was a good idea
www.islandecho.co.uk/man-thought-it-was-the-end-after-getting-stuck-in-15-inch-pipe/
(www.islandecho.co.uk/man-thought-it-was-the-end-after-getting-stuck-in-15-inch-pipe/
Pizopop was here,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:05,
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Product idea: a custom bucket with your bucket list printed on stickers stuck to the side.When you do something from the list, you pull the sticker off and throw it in the bucket.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:10,
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Then at the funeral a makeshift system of pulleys can be usedto make the late owner literally kick it into the crowd wedding bouquet style
( Pizopop was here,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:12,
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Whoever catches the bucket has to fulfill any remaining stickers.Actually, it should be: whoever gets hit by the bucket. Because no fucker is going to want to catch it.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:13,
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...starting with the one that led to the previous owner's current condition...
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:26,
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....and the only way to avoid that fate? You're immune if you have a bucket of your own! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:30,
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