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[challenge entry] Not mine. (Apologies to original poster)


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(Victor Victoria, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Nothing as sanitary as a 'possum butchery!

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Actually, this is really fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:37, archived)
# :) Subtle, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 13:49, archived)
# Das ist gut
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:45, archived)
# and das ist guts!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 15:19, archived)
# Dave Gorman radio show/podcast
They had a feature called "Pun Street", featuring punning shop names. By far the best (IMO) they ever had was a shop (allegedly a REAL shop) selling Islamically-acceptable lamb etc. somewhere in London which was called "Halal - is it meat you're looking for?".

That is all.
(SonofRojBlake, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 11:59, archived)
# I wonder if there has ever been an actual hair salon named 'Curl Up & Dye'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 12:18, archived)
# Google says "Gazillions"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Is that more or fewer than a brazillion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Don't wanna know how you get waxed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:34, archived)
# I keep mine trimmed like a neat little hitler moustache
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:35, archived)
# oh wait
you said you didn't want to know, WHOOPSIE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:36, archived)
# you wanna see?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:44, archived)
# I'll take that as a 'no'... :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 15:21, archived)
# Upload it to b3ta.com/B3tansGoneWild
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 15:22, archived)
# Dave Gorman used to nick his jokes from here.
At least those days are long past now though.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 13 Jan 2020, 17:33, archived)
# err mine actually
apology accepted :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 13:19, archived)