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# Just discovered gyro is a kebab in the US.
Informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 12:02, archived)
# Thanks
I have been wondering.
(davyclam, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 13:02, archived)
# But
How are we supposed to know ?
(davyclam, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 13:02, archived)
# You should see what we call biscuits & flapjacks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 13:10, archived)
# Or 'sensible gun control laws'.
Aha aha aha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 15:52, archived)
# We call them Socialism joe. Dirty, Stinking, Socialism.
*list of threats about what will happen 'when they come to take away my guns'*
*list of weapons and ammunition in my basement*
*something about Big Government*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 18:07, archived)
# COME AND TAKE THEM
Or Mogan Aabe, OR SOME SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 22:15, archived)
# Sidewalks and faucets?
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 16:19, archived)
# You mean, walkcrete and water-letter-outers?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 22:16, archived)
# Or smoking a fag
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 16:57, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 22:15, archived)
# Fanny pack
Sounds like a comprehensive service kit for vulvas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Jan 2020, 19:49, archived)
# Lubejob lolz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 22:52, archived)
# It should have an 's' on the end as it's taken from the Greek version. 'Gyros' isn't a plural.
Though the Yanks use a mix of beef and lamb in the style of a Turkish Doner Kebab, all their rotating spits were made by 'Gyros Inc'. (The 'Doner' bit has the same derivation as 'Gyros', referring to the 'rotating' grill).

A modern Greek Gyros is marinated pork or chicken with tzatziki, french fries, tomato and onion in a thick pitta wrap with a pinch of salt and paprika. They wrap it into a sort of cone so it's open at the top. And it's bloody lovely. Seriously. Proper amazing. There's a truck by the market in Milton Keynes that does bloody good ones, in case anoyne is wondering.

But you probably knew that and were just wondering, like me, why b3tans were posting pictures of kebabs and calling them gyros...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Jan 2020, 19:23, archived)