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# Dear Dragon's Den...
Since some people have improvised virus protection using water bottles I've made it fun safe and attractive. And only moderately expensive.
I'm asking 10 gazillion pounds for a 5% stake.


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 15:47, archived)
# make the plants edible and you'd never need to take it off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 16:17, archived)
# We can include that in the Edible POOP edition
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 16:18, archived)
# poop should fuel the battery
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 19:38, archived)
# And feed the resulting compost up through a tube to fertilise the plants
The totally self-sustaining, closed-loop, Edible POOP super-deluxe "The Martian" edition. Could sell it to NASA.

Ker-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 19:44, archived)
# spang!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xjaLxHLE0I
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 20:13, archived)
# Thanks to wireless Teslatech, this can also be powered by TurboSchnozz(tm)
this can also be powered by TurboSchnozz(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 20:01, archived)
# childproof cap for extra safety?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 17:55, archived)
# Absolutely, don't want sprogs licking things or putting random crap in their mouths
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2020, 18:37, archived)
# Kickstarter!
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 6 Mar 2020, 13:58, archived)