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# Why can't you use the Sun newspaper as toilet paper?
Because it's already full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 10:35, archived)
# I'm sorry I've written a joke -->
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 10:38, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 10:47, archived)
# HE DID IT WRONG, BAN HIM ROB!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:33, archived)
# Because of the mineral oils in the paper/inks
They'll give you bum cancer.
(MRS2, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 12:24, archived)
# If you live in Liverpool, there's another reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 13:01, archived)